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What you don't know about HPV (could kill you)
Don’t ask people about their plans for children. Ever.
We've all experienced gender bias in our lifetime, however it might surprise you learn just how biased society is towards people who own a vagina.
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There's a general misconception that practicing safe sex means forgoing a significant amount of pleasure. This is a condom full of lies! Safe sex can be every bit as satisfying and pleasurable as its bareback counterpart.
Exploring the purpose and allure of butt plugs with tails
Mental health is hard - the healthcare system is even harder.
This is a guide to the delightful things you can pleasure your penis with. Find out what kind of masturbators, sleeves and strokers are on the market, and which ones should you be investing your time, money, and penis in!
It can be hard to know where to start when it comes to vibrator shopping. Especially if the only one you've ever heard of is the Rabbit. Find out why you want to avoid putting the bunny near your easter basket and which brands are making better options!
Sexually Transmitted Infections are part of the Russian Roulette of having sexual partners. But regardless of how safe you like to play it, it's still important to know what the signs and symptoms are, and what to do if you think you've contracted one.
The jokes abound about female orgasms being the ultimate mystery, but are they actually that complicated? What exactly is an orgasm and how do you know if you’ve had one?
Thinking of buying a clitoral vibrator? Overwhelmed by choice and not sure what all of these weird contraptions actually do? Never fear. We've go you covered! Learn about the different types and which one will suit you!
If you put the g-spot in the same category as Atlantis (in that they're both precious discoveries that require you to get a little wet to find them) then look no further. We've put together a quick, beginners guide.
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There’s more than one way of having a relationship, especially if you’re open to the idea of non-monogamy. Here are just a few relationship structures that are worth considering.
Perhaps the most damaging part of the relationship hierarchy is the fact that we have all internalised it so well.
Same sex marriage; let’s take a look at how we got up here and why it isn’t necessarily something to celebrate.
No one wants to be treated like a sexy lamp. So make sure you're not talking to women like they are.
An exploration of executive dysfunction, spoon theory, and trying to date when you have no fucks to give.
Anxiety is a turd sandwich at the best of times, but combine social anxiety with non-monogamy and it’s next level.
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A deceptively simple product that will make a world of difference to your sex life.
Ms Passionfruit attends a Melbourne sex party, so you don’t have to.
As close to nothing as it's possible to get while still being really damned useful!
A brave new contender for the title of "Best Dildo Ever Invented"
Trying to find the perfect place to line the Satisfier up with my clit felt kind of like using a oijua board to channel a particularly dyslexic ghost.
Comparing a motorised rubber sleeve with a real life blow job is probably an unfair comparison. However it's one the team behind the Autoblow 2 have brought on themselves by selling their product with lines like “Unlimited blowjobs on demand”.
Oglaf is an even split between comedy and porn. So obviously I love it more than I love writing fan mail to Helen Mirren (I’m sorry Helen, I promise I’ll get help as soon as you admit you feel the same way).
The metal material makes it the perfect candidate for a zombie apocalypse, because you can just rinse the Rage Virus right off, after slaughtering the undead, and return to tapping.
Spoiler alert: it’s absolute trash. The important part though, is why!