Time to take a long, hard look at DC's Aquaman and try and avoid all of the obvious fish puns (and just make the not obvious ones).
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“Wakanda forever!”
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Spoiler alert: it’s absolute trash. The important part though, is why!
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I'm not going to try and convince you that it's a great movie. But it's still a better representation of a kink relationship than Fifty Shades of Grey.
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The (white) feminist film we've been waiting far too long for. Diana, and Steve, are everything William Marston could have hoped they'd be.
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Comparing a motorised rubber sleeve with a real life blow job is probably an unfair comparison. However it's one the team behind the Autoblow 2 have brought on themselves by selling their product with lines like “Unlimited blowjobs on demand”.
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Oglaf is an even split between comedy and porn. So obviously I love it more than I love writing fan mail to Helen Mirren (I’m sorry Helen, I promise I’ll get help as soon as you admit you feel the same way).
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Most commonly referred to as a Double-Ended Dildo, as opposed to my preferred name of ‘Dick-Dick’, these toys are normally only seen as the punch line of frat jokes or stunt doubles in really shitty porn movies.
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Say hello to the Evolved Romance Collection! Now imagine it saying hello back, because otherwise this feels like a one-sided conversation with an inanimate tin of sex toys.
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The harder the two of you fuck, the more it's going to feel like your junk is one spark away from starting a small house fire.
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Men don't get to perform. It's common knowledge that men cannot read.
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The metal material makes it the perfect candidate for a zombie apocalypse, because you can just rinse the Rage Virus right off, after slaughtering the undead, and return to tapping.
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